when truth is stranger than (really bad) (science) fiction

[OT from cottage renovations]

as if we didn't already have enough things to worry about: a new species of ants that have turned up in Texas (illegal immigrants, what else could they be in an election year?) that attack computers, stack their dead, resist pesticides ... but eat fire ants. 

good grief. 

gacked from a computer help question ("has anybody dealt with these?") on linkedin.com.